Rude Food

Tickle your taste buds and spice up the menu - do you like your food rude?

Whether you want to inject some passion into a relationship or create a delicious and daring party menu, Cheeky Hen's fun rude food novelties will work a treat! They make cheap and cheerful presents for birthdays, Valentine's, engagements and are a hilarious way to get your dinner guests on a normal Saturday night!

Daring dinner delights

Create a stir with your party guests by serving a culinary delight. Make their mouths water with delicious After Dinner Willies and get their tongues tingling when your guests try our juicy Jelly Boobs and Jelly Willies! Will they get fruity and frisky on this rude food?!

Decorate the dinner table with Cream Filled Chocolate Willies and guess who will be first to bite! This praline-filled luxury chocolate is delicious rude food which has never tasted so good. Who can resist such saucy sweets?

Be the hottest host in town and have fun creating a daring menu of delights. You can tickle their taste buds with Bite Size Bums - J-Lo would be jealous! And who could resist Cream Filled Chocolate Willies - it's a double win - chocolate and ****! - Rude food at the dinner table!

Sexy sweets

To spice up your love life, create a sweet and sexy midnight feast. Imagine his delight when you undress to reveal a Candy Bra, Candy G-string and Candy Suspender Belt nibbling sweets has never been so much fun!

And why not tickle those taste buds on an anniversary, Valentine's or birthday celebration by treating you and your partner to Edible Undies (one size fits most!) for him and her. Who cares about a few extra calories if you get to enjoy this new way of undressing!

Love and laughter

Cheeky Hen's rude food is good for a laugh at so many occasions - hen and stag do's, dinner parties or to liven up work nights out. From After Dinner Willies and Bite Size Bums to Jelly Boobs (in three juicy, fruity flavours) and Jelly Willies these saucy edibles are perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth!

A bit of rude food can also work wonders to make someone laugh - so if you want to cheer up a mate, treat them to a naughty nibble! Check out the extra naughty Peppermint Peckers (satisfaction as well as breath fresh confidence!), Little Chocolate Willy (enjoy in one bite) and Dick on a Stick - three inches of solid milk chocolate to sink your teeth into. Just try and stop them licking that lolly!

So, lick your lips and get ready to enjoy these fantastic rude foods! They are such a laugh and guaranteed to add some saucy surprise and lusty laughter to any occasion.

You won't find these frisky foods at supermarkets, so just click through to Rude Foods on Cheeky Hen's homepage. Food shopping has never been so much fun!

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